Tree 46 :: tree wiener :) ::

1st July 2010
Near Lucky Lane, Bedminster, Bristol, UK.

My first comedy tree. It’s as high as one can climb without using a machete. I know it’s puerile but I did feel slightly like I was crouched on the trees weener. This tree is in one of the graveyards from earlier. Comedy and tragedy.

This little interview took place earlier but I thought I’d post it here as I’d not had much to say on this day… We’d both had a few pints…

HENRIK: I’ve got err, I’ve Ken

KEN: What you got? Yeah, you’ve got…

HENRIK: I’ve got Ken who lives on a boat.

KEN: Yes?

HENRIK: Yeah.

KEN: Yeah.

HENRIK: He’s a philosopher and yeah…

KEN: What you got er..?

HENRIK: I’ve got errr….so what were you saying about your…your…last…group…tree

KEN: Errr we were all saying, look you know, we should say, umm you know, I dunno…

HENRIK: What should we say?

KEN: We should say umm….what we gotta do…is plant a tree. Every now and again.

HENRIK: Just now and again.

KEN: Yep.

HENRIK: But not, not every day?

KEN: Noo, plant trees for life.

HENRIK: A tree for life. One tree every day.

KEN: Yes.

HENRIK: Just one.

KEN: Yes. But not a dead tree.

HENRIK: Not a dead tree. So how old’s your granddaughter, how old’s your granddaughter?

KEN: Four. Yep, umm…

Couple of mumbly lines, I think he says something like ‘shit, it’s so fucking light here’…? Maybe? Maybe not…

 

HENRIK: How high up did you get?

KEN: Uhhh, I dunno, just quite high…

HENRIK: Ok.

KEN: (mumbly something) Uhh that was the last time I climb a tree (?)

HENRIK: Right.

KEN: [laughs]

HENRIK: That’s cool. That’s pretty impressive. Do you know what, it’s amazing how many people

KEN: D’you realise this…they um…

HENRIK: [overlap]…Have stuff…tree…quite interesting tree related stuff…

KEN: Yeah…I was eleven…

HENRIK: Mmmm

KEN: I climbed a tree so high, I couldn’t get down, I actually fell down…grazed my back on a branch. And the graze was about, you know, that sort of big…yeah yeah yeah yeah…and it didn’t heal, it wouldn’t heal…ahh…somethingseomthing for like three months.

HENRIK: Right.

KEN: An’ then, an’ then, after that….I was very suspicious of tree climbing… and ummm, sort of bandaged up and shit like that

HENRIK: Was it

KEN: Yeah, she’s right

HENRIK: How far down, you just bounced of branches or something?

KEN: Yeah, exactly, yeah…

HENRIK: Really, you bounced off branches on the way down?

KEN: Mmm-mmm

HENRIK: Flippin heck, that’s scary, what kind of tree was it?

KEN: It was umm, err…ummmm…might have been an apple tree.

HENRIK: An apple tree.

KEN: But that’s not a tree!

HENRIK: Uhhhhh

KEN: [laughs]

 

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